DoD:S Sneak peak
#21
Posted 15 April 2012 - 08:56 AM
New maps on DoD:S is always a welcome sight! Just make sure they can be downloaded in a map pack, otherwise slower internet players miss a lot of the starting action.
#22
Posted 15 April 2012 - 10:39 AM
Col. Krust suggested that the new dod_deathcookin map should have breakable glass shelving in the Axis cabinets. At first this seemed a little silly, seeing as the cups and boxes would float in midair after the shelf is broken.
deathcookin_kerf shelf up.jpg 217.25KB 10 downloads
Solution found. Why not make the entities dynamic, rather than plain vanilla static?
deathcookin_kerf shelf down.jpg 217.72KB 10 downloads
That's it. Look at those lovely fallen entities. Can't wait to thump Thumper with a falling coffee mug, can you? In honor of Col. Krust, even the bread slices now move.
Another suggestion came from Smegga. For some reason all those Heineken bottles got him seeing, not red, but brown, more specifically, Newcastle Brown Ale.
Solution found. why not remodel a Heineken bottle as an NBA?
deathcookin_kerf NBA bottle.PNG 377.93KB 8 downloads
Like a true northerner, Smegga wanted his NBA shipped in an NBA carton.
deathcookin_kerf newcastle.jpg 211.3KB 6 downloads
That's better. Say, did you know that NBA was Red Dragon approved? (Does Mushu! work at the box printing factory?) Of course, we all know it is Smeggalicious!
Well if cups can move, then why not other things.
deathcookin_kerf tube1.jpg 561.1KB 4 downloads
Doesn't that tube look better punched onto the floor from up high?
deathcookin_kerf tube2.jpg 273.75KB 5 downloads
Uh oh, looks like Lady Badass left the washer bubbling away.
deathcookin_kerf washer.jpg 237.52KB 9 downloads
Apparently no one knows how to shut things off at the KPG.
deathcookin_kerf senseo.jpg 217.08KB 9 downloads
...not only is the coffee machine still on, but the faucet is running too.
deathcookin_kerf faucet.jpg 253.52KB 11 downloads
Hope you enjoyed another sneak peek into the backlots of KPG!
#23
Posted 16 April 2012 - 03:16 PM
The Kerf Proving Grounds registered another sleepless night rather than face a flatulent humor barrrage. Here is the result.
molson crate.PNG 564.71KB 10 downloads
Molson's Canadian Ale now shares the detritus of the international kegger in the deathcookin map. Coming soon to a party animal like you.
#24
Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:08 PM
#25
Posted 26 April 2012 - 09:36 AM
Here at the Kerf Proving Grounds, we take gladiatorial combat seriously, so long as thongs are not involved.
So...Lin said we could not sleep until we had an arena. Voila!
Much Blue Bull later (the KPG home brew), we have a new rat map, dod_craps_kerf_rat.
Let's see what the craps is all about...
You start out at either end of a craps table
dod_craps_kerf_rat allies start.jpg 257.59KB 4 downloads
You bull your way to a multi-player center flag
dod_craps_kerf_rat lanes.jpg 289.42KB 6 downloads
Spectators cheer you on
dod_craps_kerf_rat spectators.jpg 280.23KB 5 downloads
The game starts with plenty of obstacles
dod_craps_kerf_rat before.jpg 321.48KB 5 downloads
But wait...these obstacles can be broken!
dod_craps_kerf_rat aftermath.jpg 328.37KB 6 downloads
All of the action is brought to you by Moongamers
dod_craps_kerf_rat mg#1.jpg 212.13KB 5 downloads
You have got to be kidding me, the screen actually scrolls!
dod_craps_kerf_rat mg#2.jpg 207.22KB 3 downloads
#26
Posted 27 April 2012 - 07:23 AM
Terence & Philip are registering concerns through their spokesperson (Thumper or Mr. 7458) of the lack of representation of Canadians in the ratmaps.
The Kerf Proving Grounds registered another sleepless night rather than face a flatulent humor barrrage. Here is the result.
molson crate.PNG 564.71KB 10 downloads
Molson's Canadian Ale now shares the detritus of the international kegger in the deathcookin map. Coming soon to a party animal like you.
Well Done, Thanks Kerf!
#27
Posted 29 April 2012 - 12:12 PM
When Moongamers ask, they receive...who knows what, but they receive.
The latest insanity from the KPG is another "dod_cdc_rats _fixed" map variant, called "dod_cdc_rats_kerfed".
Let's take a KPG photo tour. (Lady Badass is so titillated by her tours.)
dod_cdc_rats_kerfed allies start.jpg 249.45KB 2 downloads
The allies start looks the same. Wait...there's something new added.
dod_cdc_rats_kerfed gas #1.jpg 240.52KB 0 downloads
Is that a gas can in the allies spawn?
dod_cdc_rats_kerfed gas #2.jpg 280.29KB 0 downloads
Oh my, and it operates, allowing the allies, like the axis, to bathe in an emerald cloud of flatulent poison.
Let's get out of spawn before we die.
dod_cdc_rats_kerfed floor #1.jpg 205.92KB 0 downloads
Man there sure are a lot things on the floor.
dod_cdc_rats_kerfed floor #2.jpg 181.41KB 0 downloads
How did these things get here? And what is that in the middle of the floor?
dod_cdc_rats_kerfed molson.jpg 209.6KB 0 downloads
Why the international kegger from deathcookin has migrated to the cdc kitchen. Say what is that inside the carton?
dod_cdc_rats_kerfed center flag.jpg 127.27KB 0 downloads
It's a multi-player control point flag! No more TDM. There is an objective to take a la Lin style.
Once you take the flag, there is plenty of NBA to cool your parched throat.
dod_cdc_rats_kerfed newcastle.jpg 255.93KB 0 downloads
Hope you like the changes, coming soon to a Moongamers DOD:S server near you.Don't worry.
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