Limpnoodle (Mark)
ASL? 41 / M / Texas
Bounce around newer games now, Escape from Tarkov, R6 Siege, Valheim, Rocket League. When I want to hurt myself I play DayZ SA and Arma3
Where have I been?
So I started in April 2005 and from the best I can tell stopped posting around 2008. That timing makes sense because that's about when my life went to complete hell. My wife at the time was out of her mind and I was trying to save the marriage. When the counselling didn't work she decided to stop taking her birth control knowing full well that no matter how mad/sad/scared I am I could be talked into some horizontal tango. When she came up pregnant I called the pharmacy and confirmed she hadn't filled her prescription in 2 months... she trapped me... or so she thought. I supported her through the pregnancy but we were separated. After my second daughter was born we started the divorce process and I saw it through. It was hell. The thought of another man being around my daughters more than me about killed me, but the thought of them growing up in a house with two parents that aren't in love (like I did) was way worse. She got the PC in the divorce because I thought I'd get a new one... but I didn't. I got an XBOX 360 and focused on rebuilding my life and being with my daughters.
While I was going through my divorce I switched jobs and a hot little girl working for me was currently in the middle a divorce herself. We leaned on each other and shared battle stories. I told her one day "I am never getting married again!" and she took that as a challenge. After the divorces we started hanging out after work... then later into the night... then... well you know. We eventually ran off to Vegas and got married, not by Elvis but there was an Elvis convention in town which was amazing. Now we have been married11+ years with a 10 year old daughter. Yes 3 girls, God is punishing me for my days as a young man.
TL;DR
I'M BACK! LINE UP, TURN AROUND, AND PREPARE FOR A SNIFFING!
-Limp
^^^no I still don't do that but it felt wrong not to.
